Yea I finally got around to my annual inspection and water quality check of Barra today. Tis the season¡ The first restaurant was OK. I kind of looked it as the tables and chairs were across the road and the seat cheap. I looked at the restaraunteur and he invited me to sit as long as I wanted. Along came a gringo in no time and he was a health hazard I must say? I said hi and before he sat down I knew he was intoxicated as, he was steady on his feet, but dead drunk when he flpped his gums. Amigo sot. He asked me how long I had lived here and I told him 2 years minus two and a half months. He said he had just beaten up a guy in a wheelchair and I asked why. I think it has something to do with love. I got up to leave and asked my new friend to please leave people in wheelchairs alone as I'm shopping for my first. I think he thought I was a good guy so I got up to leave and then he did too. Got to go back there he said. I took three steps toward the ocean stopped and went back to wait a few minutes as I knew he was intent on whatever he was doing. I was on my way to Hector's for a book All I found was an expensive bible. I decided to to a beach water Bac-T and got that done and met a great bunch of fishermen from Guad.. They had 2 Dorado and 2 marlim como viente kilos. They were nice guys indeed having a beer who come once a year. One didn't seem to understand that I would prefer his language. So with my sample I decided to check out a couple of random restaurants. Business is very LOW in the restaurants and one yellow one was recovering from a big party that looks like it shook it to the foudations. Brought down the house¡ Then I checked the malecon that is a little bent and broken. Look like it's being repaired with pit run sand. No filter cloth and a big CRACK. I wandered and checked a little of this and a little of that and spied the gringo in a wheelchair with half an eye brow (this must be the victim). It was sex he said. I think he was proud of the blood. I think he was proud of the woman too but I didn't see if she might be worth fighting for. I couldn't take it any longer. God I was crazy. The feelin' came upon me like a tidal wave. I started swearin' to my bible and my mother's grave that I would be back in six months for my next inspection.
Ha ha ha ha, love the guy in the wheelchair......your posts make me laugh! Good post and infomative, sounds pretty grim in Barra GM
Re: "I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE". Just discovered his final words this morning Dr. House. [www.youtube.com]
Web girl: Barra's not at all grim. COME ON DOWN¡¡¡ The water is fine.
"SOT DOWN" was subliminal or a typo. Aint sure, Doc. Sorry, only registered users may post in this forum. • Lo siento, sólo puedes enviar mensajes si estás registrado.
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