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September 28, 2011 01:50PM
What Is An AFDB?

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!

BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.
September 28, 2011 02:18PM
Quick Instructions For Building An AFDB

1 Get a five foot sheet of aluminum foil (standard one foot wide Reynolds Wrap brand will do nicely.)

2 Fold the sheet four times into five equal segments so that you end up with a 1x1 foot square, making sure that you fold over the dull side of the foil leaving the square shiny on both sides.

3 Use scissors to cut from one corner of the square to the center, making a straight line.

4 Bend the foil from one side of the cut under the other, making a slight cone. Again, make sure that the outside of the cone has a shiny side of the foil; this is VERY important.

5 Place the cone on your head and squash the top and sides to make it fit snugly.

6 Apply Scotch tape liberally making sure to secure the cut in the foil and any form-fitting creases made in step 5.

7 Use more tape to secure AFDB to your cranium.

A Note About The Shiny Side:
It can't be stressed enough how important it is to have the shiny side pointing out. This is needed because the shiny side is most reflective to psychotronic radiation, while the dull side can actually, in certain environmental conditions, absorb it. However, as is illustrated in the instructions above, it is also wise to complement this with a layer of foil pointing shiny side in. This will keep your brain waves, which are also reflected by the shiny side, from being picked up by mind-reading equipment. There is a small number of aluminum foil researchers who believe that this may cause an alpha-wave harmonic to build up in the skull resulting in memory loss or pseudo-religious visions, but their findings have never been replicated by the aluminum foil research community at large. Even if their findings are validated, the risk involved is small compared to the potential of mind-intrusion.

Foil Thickness:
How thick is your aluminum foil? Find out using the ZPi Aluminum Foil Thickness Calculator (pops up into separate window, requires Javascript). If you do not have Javascript, use this formula (with grams and centimeters):

((mass / 2.702) / (width * length)) * 10000 = thickness in microns
If your foil is less than 16 microns, increase the number of layers used in construction.

You may augment your AFDB with random bits of foil, wire, small electronic parts, etc..

Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.

However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.

Tinsel is made of plastic and has no anti-psychotronic attributes.
Painting your AFDB won't degrade its abilities, so you can be mentally safe AND color-coordinated too! (However, see Corrosion in the maintenance section for important note about latex paint.)
"Beer can hats", though made out of aluminum cans, are not as effective as an AFDB since they have gaps inbetween the cans. You may, however, line a beer can hat with an AFDB or even glue the cans directly on an AFDB.

These instructive diagrams are also available in an easy-to-print PDF format for non-comercial use by concerned educators and paranoid bill posters.
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September 28, 2011 02:35PM
September 28, 2011 02:52PM
No - not if you use the BBQ foil, it's thicker.
September 28, 2011 03:00PM
Thanks for the big Smile....!!!
September 28, 2011 03:08PM
Remember shiny side out. I LOVE THIS SITE! Being able to help my fellow posters.
Just remember a smile is like peeing your pants. Everyone else can see it but only you can feel the warmth.
September 28, 2011 03:52PM
Thank you D&D, that was great.
September 28, 2011 06:34PM
get one for = looney tunes = lt and farkem or what ever his name is they both really need one
October 04, 2011 04:24PM
What a fitting topic for this site!

October 04, 2011 08:18PM
If you are not too far gone, all you need is a 12x12 inch square of foil and put it over your head. Cheaper and much more stylish!
October 05, 2011 04:46PM
style and comfort are important!

October 12, 2011 07:24PM
I think this bunch of banana's needs the Extra Thick Aluminun Foil Hats,!

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 10/13/2011 06:17AM by Xtremesurf.
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