On the day of the wedding, Laura was getting dressed surrounded by all Her family when she suddenly realized she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic! Then Her sister remembered she had a pair of white shoes from Her wedding, so she lent them to Laura for the day.
Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over, Laura's feet were agony.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room, the only thing she could think of was getting Her shoes off.
The rest of the family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected: grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream.
Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispered the Queen, "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise they heard Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one."
This was followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said, "My God, that was even tighter"
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."