Full body scan or pat down by TSA

So, last week when I traveled to Panama I opted out of the full body scan and had to undergo a full body pat down where they now leave no part of your body untouched.

In two weeks I am heading to Barra to fish and if picked for another body scan I plan to opt out again BUT, this time I am going to request a TSA attendant of the opposite sex. I plan to tell them that this is necessary because I am gay and that I will become too aroused if the pat down is done by another man. If they tell me they can't have a woman do it per regulations I am going to moan loudly throughout the entire pat down.

I wonder what they would do if you just choose to remove your clothes?
Must say I am tempted - I am sure they would find it unattractive!

PS
Know the most effective contraceptive for the over 40s?
- nudity!

Howard Platt, Manzanillo
hplattbc@gmail.com

Thanks you two! The visual worked....no nooky tonight! Ah, I am glad you add such fun to the forum!

re: "Know the most effective contraceptive for the over 40s?
- nudity!"


At Houston, TSA had me raise my hands out for the scan.

I wear loose sweats over bathing suit to travel.

The combo fell to my ankles.

Her face turned red and said ''Your pants are falling down"

I said "I know that"

She said "Pull them up"

I said "butt I have to lower my hands"

She said over her shoulder as she walked away "You can put your hands down now"

True story ............... I swear



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/20/2010 07:41PM by buzzardwest.

I got a new Flip HD video camera that I am going to have Frank try to film me with so it will go viral on U tube.

Check out this high rise they are building in Panama City

Buzzardwest: You just gave me my best laugh of 2010. Howard and that Chubasco got me off to a good strat but you win the ribbon.

It's almost too bad you don't wear a French Canadian cock pocket!

OK, new approach.

Everyone knows that at the high altitudes taken by modern jets everyone is subjected to gamma radiation from outer space.

So, suppose some enterprising wedding dress seller came up with protective underwear for the flight.
Mainly for the groom to protect the family jewels as they fly out on their honeymoon.
Jockey shorts lined with two or three layers of heavy duty aluminum foil.
Only have to wear them for the flight.
Plausible??

Howard Platt, Manzanillo
hplattbc@gmail.com

I wonder what group of people made ridiculous searches such as this necessary. Hint: Not Christians, Hindus, Jews, Buddhists, Atheists, Taoists, or Chinese Folkists for sure.
My real beef with the guilty religion followers is because of thier silly but dangerous jihad bs a friend lost two cans of cranberry sauce she was packing in a carryon bag. Thats by far enough for a new round of Daisycutters to rain down on those ragheads!

"nudity is best contraceptive over forty"...........wanna know most popular nudist over forty?........the guy who can carry 4 mugs of hot coffee plus a dozen doughtnuts.