joke

*LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT..*

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
* A JOB,
* A DRIVERS LICENSE,
* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
* WELFARE,
* FOOD STAMPS,
* CREDIT CARDS,
* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
* FREE EDUCATION,
* FREE HEALTH CARE,
* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE, AND
* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION .....

Now...where are the latest boat load of Tamils??????

If you enter Oaxaca the Zetas and real uniformed police beat the living hell out of you and force you to pay, and probably kidnap and kill a few.
[tucsoncitizen.com]

When and if you make it to the other border the same group Zetas force you to carry drugs across the border. When you dont they kill you.
[www.washingtonpost.com]

Everyone in the federal offices know who dunnit and in some states the governors order that the crimes be commited.
No JOKE...... REALITY

Some people Love N.Y. but Criminals Love Oaxaca. also not joke.

You would never know who I met this week, without any bodyguards........ ha ha HA
for him not me einsteins...

Hi Scott. Good as a joke, but inaccurate as I am sure you realise.

Howard Platt, Manzanillo
hplattbc@gmail.com

Yes Howard! Key word "joke."

SCOTT:
WHY WAIT FOR CANADA TO GIVE YOU YOUR FIRST MILLION, WHEN ITS WAITING IN TEMECULA?
4 OF THE ILLEGALS BEATEN BY TEMECULA POLICE IN JULY 1996 WERE AWARDED COMPENSATORY DAMAGES
OF 750000 usd. A PICKUP CARRYING 19 [illegal aliens] WAS STOPPED BY TEMECULA(CA) COPS IN JULY OF 1996. THE OCCUPANTS
RESISTED ARREST AND SOME WERE BEATEN. THE ACLU REPRESENTED THE [illegal aliens] WHO SUED TEMECULA PD FOR DAMAGES.
4 OF THEM WERE AWARDED $750000 BY THE COURT. SEE SCOTT ITS THAT EASY.



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